Dear Hackers,

Why? Why on earth are you wasting time trying to brute force into a website that has nothing on it? It just seems silly. Listen, go hack Jeff Bezos and distribute the money around the globe. Play Robin Hood with all the billionaires you can find. You have my blessing. But seriously man, there’s nothing… Continue reading Dear Hackers,

Well, this is a surprise

Somehow, all 25 years of this website just got wiped out. Server update, database crash, who knows. Yes, I have backups, and could go through all the work of putting everything back, but frankly, it’s a pandemic, the world is probably ending, and having my life’s work destroyed is just pretty on brand for 2020.… Continue reading Well, this is a surprise